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Sitting on a train from Melbourne CBD to Frankston takes about an hour AND THEN 40 minutes from Frankston-Dromana and I get charged to Zone 3. What a rip off on Melbourne Cup Day $11!!!!
Anonymous a few weeks ago
WTF the guy next to me thinks it's ok to pick his nose even after I busted him
Today's mystery train smell is Poached Egg.
Anonymous a few weeks ago
I'm sitting next to this disgusting guy who's been wiping his forehead and nose then wiping his pants. WTF he's been doing it for the past 15 min straight
Anonymous a few weeks ago
This tram smells like a wet bandaid
Anonymous a few weeks ago
Why does this train smell like horse sh*t
Anonymous a few weeks ago
Why is this woman flossing on the train?
Anonymous a few weeks ago
The passenger next to me smells like wet dog smell
Anonymous a few weeks ago
Nearly gave my seat up to someone I thought was pregnant. It was just a really fat slouchy teenager.
Anonymous a few weeks ago
Teenage school girl eating a smelly hotdog yuck!!
Anonymous a few weeks ago
I can tell when someone with way too much alcohol is on the bus when I can smell them from 4 seats away; smells almost chemical, like photocopier fluid.
Anonymous a few weeks ago
I just survived the most revolting tram rides ever. The tram literally stunk of stale urine. 
Complete and utter scum bag inhaling his cigarette before boarding the tram and then exhaling once onboard
can you PLEASE wait til people get off before jumping on the trains!
Anonymous a few weeks ago
Girl eating smelly dim sims with soy sauce on the tram yuck!!!
Anonymous a few weeks ago
Insane, stinky, overweight, muttering woman has found me again! 2 months of bliss, but she's tracked me down! She sat across from me 'cos the seat next to me whas occupied. AAARRRGGGHHH!!!
Anonymous a few weeks ago
OMG!?!? What the hell is with the smell on the trains recently? Are they washing them down with stale urine or something? I know it's the Frankston line, but PLEASE!?!?!
Anonymous a few weeks ago
I know it's wet but why does this tram smell like a public toilet
Anonymous a few weeks ago
Stuck on an over crowded tram with some dirty b****h pressed up against me with her dirty dreadlocks touching my jacket.
Anonymous a few weeks ago
Super packed tram!! 3 strangers touching me at once.  Not cool yarra trams!!


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